All About The Spongebob
Welcome to my Pineapple dream place. Spongebob rules this blog, followed by me. So he's the King and I'm the Queen. Obey our rules,
Or you'll find yourself in the pineapple jail. No, seriously. If you dislike me ('cos you're jealous), click here please?
Saves trouble, mate.
Name: VALERIE NG
Class:3C, Unity Sec Sch
First cried: 10 0CT 1995
I BITE OKAY!
I have superpowers! Believe it or not up to you! :D
I am a happy-go-lucky person!
I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! :B
I love TAYLOR SWIFT, SELENA GOMEZ, DYLAN AND COLE SPROUSE! :DDDD
I am SINGLE and UNAVAILABLE :b
That's all u need to know about me, come on dont be a busybody!
Its third day of sch and its still very sucky. D&T lesson i got many friends there as mostly is from 24. I JUST SIMPLY HATE SCHOOL! I am just gonna look forward for the next holiday. I AM EXCITED FOR THE NEXT HOLIDAY! YAY! Very short post today as i am very sleepy and tired.
So yesterday went to my aunt hse and play with 2 dogs! haha! so cute!! :DD i am so gonna buy a dog next time :D
But for now, i want to buy a guitar hero first, there is taylor swift song in the game!!!!! :DDDD yay! that makes me want to buy it even more. haha.
Regardless, i dont think i am able to sleep early tonight, as everyday i slept at 3 plus and i cant sleep so early out of a sudden. I cant get use to it, normally i sleep late wake up late, i like that kind of life.
So many of my friends are different class from me, and that makes me very very very sad :( BUTBUT! Look at the bright side, i can make more friends, BUT if i have a choice i would rather be in the same class with my friends. Haish
She is cute isnt it?!?!!? HAHA! HER name is DONUT! haha. She is emoing at one side cause her owner is playing with another dog LOL! So me and my sis went to play with DONUT heh! She is really damn cute when she is emoing. haha, she like to play with human than dogs! She is a weird dog. lol. Regardless, the other dog is call MUFFIN, lol. Both dogs is name after a food?!?! HAH! niceeee~ lol.
And that second pic is muffin! Muffin with my sis. Chi ppl call this dog as "ah pek dog" haha. And both dogs are girl. lol, So muffin wanted to play with donut but donut doesnt like to play with dogs, donut keep running away, SO CUTE! hahaha!
Both dogs are superrrrr duperrrrrr cute!
This is a video that my aunt is teaching donut tricks hahaha, super nice. :DD watch watch. heh.
And i currently tweet very much! lol. Such a long post and my eng sucks in this post as i am rushing to finish it so i could go watch video. hehehehe~
I DONT WANT SCH TO START SO SOON!!! I AM STILL IN A HOLIDAY MOOD!!! *ANGRY*
Quote of the day: 1 mth of holiday end so fast while 1 hr of lesson seems like forever!!
Christmas is over~ :( I love Christmas song! Do u guys love it? haha
This is what i did when i am in chalet, hahahaha. I use mahjong tiles and did this.
Can u guys guess what is it? hahaha, IT A............. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Alright, i know its lame. lol
And i learnt how to play mahjong!! wheee!!! :DDDD hahahaha.
I still not that good, but i will still learn, learn till i am pro. hahahha
I still got many songs wanna dl!!! But i am lazy!!! urgggg!!!
Sometimes my laziness really will 害 me leh! lol.
原来被喜欢的人讨厌是那么痛苦---- 桃花
hahaa, Dangit!! I become fat one day, the other day i lost weight! LOL~~ SO WEIRD!!
Hmm, should i dye back my hair to black, but it looks disgusting, black till so god damn not natural sucks. I wont dye my hair black till i get caught! aha!! That's what i will do! haha
Watching Ouran high school host club now, its a jap anime. I watched it last time, but i dint watched finish so i want to continue now as i got time. :DDDD
Treasure every thing in your life, dont take it for granted. You will definitely regret it if u doesnt treasure it.
EDITED!! I cant possibly join all the groups in fb so i will write it down some interesting groups :DDDD
I click your name, you go offline. Perfect timing... I click my pens and see how high the bounce I hate people who say they failed an exam, yet still get 95% I STILL run with the trolley and skid when i go food shopping! 'I'll do it in a second'... 2 hours later and I still haven't done it. i feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't. I Walk into a Room, I Forget Why I Went There, I Walk Out, I Remember i hate it when i send someone a really long message and they reply with lol I SAID DON'T TELL!! SO WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!? I thought it was cool to talk into the fan when I was a kid I TYPE LOL WHEN IM NOT EVEN LAUGHING I see friends on MSN typing so I stop to see what they say, but so do they I GET RANDOM SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD WHEN IM SAT IN EXAMS I want to slap all skinny girls who complain that they're fat How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I'll Never Understand... We are bestfriends that happen to be of the opposite sex, we are NOT dating I don't care if you call me immature, at least I'm having more fun than you Next time the fire alarm goes off, something better be fucking burning.
I was amazed that Obama and Bob the Builder have the same catch phrase.
HAHAHA! FB RULE!! Today Desiree lai(98.7fm DJ) and Shawn Tok(Campus superstar winner) is in my fb friend list!! :DDD lol.. How cool, But i will be even happier if selena gomez, taylor swift or others american celebrity have a REAL FB! And i am addicted to plock(fb game) hahahaha. Toldcha! FB is entertaining!
GOSH!! FB IS JUST SO ENTERTAINING SOMETIMES!! :DDD
23 Ways To Annoy People In A Lift
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”
When I realised the word "bed" looks like a bed, my mind was blown.
Some of the other groups:
I have to sing the ABC's to know which letter comes before the other.
I WAS BLOWN AWAY WHEN I REALIZED "THERAPIST" WAS ALSO "THE-RAPIST"
I Walk into a Room, I Forget Why I Went There, I Walk Out, I Remember
The first time i bought a mcflurry i thought the spoon was also a straw
My bed is more comfy in the morning than it is at night. Its means===This group kind of means that you don't want to go to bed at night, but you don't want to get up for school or work in the morning.
I pull a retarded face at the camera and regret it when photos go up on FB
hahahaha, i wish i could join all the groups!! :DDD
I Know We Dated But.... WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER SEE IN YOU??
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
HAHAHAHA! Listening to 98.7fm now, i want to listen some news about taylor swift coming to singapore???... hmmmmmm....
Finally intend to blog as i am super bored. I am going to post crap.
爱情是餐酷的游戏。当你好不容易鼓起勇气付出真心的时候,再一次让你陷入失望的绝境。
真心是笑话,用心是废话,坚持是鬼话,忠贞是梦话,幸福是屁话。所以我的结论是,去他妈的爱情!!!!
Love is a cruel game. True love is joke, hard work is rubbish, insisting is a dream, happiness is nothing. In conclusion, GO AND DIE LOVE!
=.= This is shit! There is re-exam this holiday. Unity sec sucks !!! I want to transfer school!
This is greyson chance. Cute isnt it?! The new justin bieber, he is going to own justin bieber. Trust me, he is going to be famous :D
And stop saying he is gay lol.
FML!!!
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
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1/06/2010
Its third day of sch and its still very sucky. D&T lesson i got many friends there as mostly is from 24. I JUST SIMPLY HATE SCHOOL! I am just gonna look forward for the next holiday. I AM EXCITED FOR THE NEXT HOLIDAY! YAY! Very short post today as i am very sleepy and tired.
Sunday, January 03, 2010
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1/03/2010
10 more hrs till sch! Lets countdown! hahaha! :D
So yesterday went to my aunt hse and play with 2 dogs! haha! so cute!! :DD i am so gonna buy a dog next time :D
But for now, i want to buy a guitar hero first, there is taylor swift song in the game!!!!! :DDDD yay! that makes me want to buy it even more. haha.
Regardless, i dont think i am able to sleep early tonight, as everyday i slept at 3 plus and i cant sleep so early out of a sudden. I cant get use to it, normally i sleep late wake up late, i like that kind of life.
So many of my friends are different class from me, and that makes me very very very sad :( BUTBUT! Look at the bright side, i can make more friends, BUT if i have a choice i would rather be in the same class with my friends. Haish
She is cute isnt it?!?!!? HAHA! HER name is DONUT! haha. She is emoing at one side cause her owner is playing with another dog LOL! So me and my sis went to play with DONUT heh! She is really damn cute when she is emoing. haha, she like to play with human than dogs! She is a weird dog. lol. Regardless, the other dog is call MUFFIN, lol. Both dogs is name after a food?!?! HAH! niceeee~ lol.
And that second pic is muffin! Muffin with my sis. Chi ppl call this dog as "ah pek dog" haha. And both dogs are girl. lol, So muffin wanted to play with donut but donut doesnt like to play with dogs, donut keep running away, SO CUTE! hahaha!
Both dogs are superrrrr duperrrrrr cute!
This is a video that my aunt is teaching donut tricks hahaha, super nice. :DD watch watch. heh.
And i currently tweet very much! lol. Such a long post and my eng sucks in this post as i am rushing to finish it so i could go watch video. hehehehe~
I DONT WANT SCH TO START SO SOON!!! I AM STILL IN A HOLIDAY MOOD!!! *ANGRY*
Quote of the day: 1 mth of holiday end so fast while 1 hr of lesson seems like forever!!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
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12/31/2009
Today went to suntec, plaze singapura and lot 1.
I cut my hair today! Like finally!!! I feel so light now~ :DDDD
I sat the whole night just to see US celebrities news, selena gomez and taylor swift.
And yes, Taylor swift and taylor lautner broke up! :DDD whee!
I am happy!!! heh!!! :p
And i saw 1 video that a kid propose to selena gomez, it was SOOOO CUTE!!! hahahahha..
I know my classmates alr! lol, just got the class list.
Hmm, lastly, goodbye 2009! And hello 2010! I hope 2010 will be a better year!!
And my new year resolution is "everybody have a good health, more friends, be a better friend and stay pretty!(HAHAHAHA!) What urs? :D
TROUBLE TROUBLE GO AWAY! MONEY MONEY COME TO ME!
heh! :D
Gotta post more other time! :DDD
DANGIT! I STILL HAVENT DONE MY HOLIDAYS HMWK!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
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12/26/2009
Seeing isnt believing, believing isnt seeing.
QUOTE OF THE DAY!!
Christmas is over~ :( I love Christmas song! Do u guys love it? haha
This is what i did when i am in chalet, hahahaha. I use mahjong tiles and did this.
Can u guys guess what is it? hahaha, IT A............. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Alright, i know its lame. lol
And i learnt how to play mahjong!! wheee!!! :DDDD hahahaha.
I still not that good, but i will still learn, learn till i am pro. hahahha
I still got many songs wanna dl!!! But i am lazy!!! urgggg!!!
Sometimes my laziness really will 害 me leh! lol.
原来被喜欢的人讨厌是那么痛苦---- 桃花
hahaa, Dangit!! I become fat one day, the other day i lost weight! LOL~~ SO WEIRD!!
Hmm, should i dye back my hair to black, but it looks disgusting, black till so god damn not natural sucks. I wont dye my hair black till i get caught! aha!! That's what i will do! haha
Watching Ouran high school host club now, its a jap anime. I watched it last time, but i dint watched finish so i want to continue now as i got time. :DDDD
Treasure every thing in your life, dont take it for granted. You will definitely regret it if u doesnt treasure it.
TREASURE!!!
Got to dl all the song i want before sch reopen!
Friday, December 25, 2009
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12/25/2009
This sucks! Its 3.30am now and i still cant sleep!! urghhhh!!!
Sch is gonna reopen so soon! and i haven done my chi hmwk, oh man! this sucks even more!
And i am not gonna dye my hair black, since i cant get back my natural colour ANYMORE!!
Will edit this post tmr! :D
EDITED
HAPPY XMAS TO EVERYONE!!!
I wish you a merry christmas, i wish you a merry christmas, i wish you a merry christmas AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRRR!
As i said i will edit today, so last night i slept at 4am! And today i woke up at 2 plus hahahahahaha, what a lazy bum i am!
I seriously dont want to do my hmwk now, i am still in holiday mood! Dang it!!!
I am in sch team, but mmaybe not the main 7 players, since i dint go for the training :b
haha. Wellllllll............. I dont even care! Netball is not a part of my life hahahahhah~ :DDDD
Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplaced it..
Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga Ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance.
RAH RAH!! :DDD
I'm holding on to something that i know it wont ever happen.
I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday.
Nothing hurts more then waiting since I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore.
And if you were to say 'come with me', even now I might go.
I think its time I let you go... and that is hard to do because part of me will be in love with you for the rest of my life.
Good-bye's make you think. They make you realize what you've had and what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted.
If you can read that, i am just kidding! I am not emo! haha GOTCHA!! :DDD alright, i am bored! lol
I am gonna eat log cake later on! :DDDDDD YAY ME!!
I gotta go back to my husband (FB) I am gonna play him!! ahahahah! Eh, sound so wrong, lol, who cares?!?!? byeeeeeeeeee :DDD
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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12/24/2009
EDITED!! I cant possibly join all the groups in fb so i will write it down some interesting groups :DDDD
I click your name, you go offline. Perfect timing... I click my pens and see how high the bounce I hate people who say they failed an exam, yet still get 95% I STILL run with the trolley and skid when i go food shopping! 'I'll do it in a second'... 2 hours later and I still haven't done it. i feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't. I Walk into a Room, I Forget Why I Went There, I Walk Out, I Remember i hate it when i send someone a really long message and they reply with lol I SAID DON'T TELL!! SO WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!? I thought it was cool to talk into the fan when I was a kid I TYPE LOL WHEN IM NOT EVEN LAUGHING I see friends on MSN typing so I stop to see what they say, but so do they I GET RANDOM SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD WHEN IM SAT IN EXAMS I want to slap all skinny girls who complain that they're fat How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I'll Never Understand... We are bestfriends that happen to be of the opposite sex, we are NOT dating I don't care if you call me immature, at least I'm having more fun than you Next time the fire alarm goes off, something better be fucking burning.
I was amazed that Obama and Bob the Builder have the same catch phrase.
HAHAHA! FB RULE!! Today Desiree lai(98.7fm DJ) and Shawn Tok(Campus superstar winner) is in my fb friend list!! :DDD lol.. How cool, But i will be even happier if selena gomez, taylor swift or others american celebrity have a REAL FB! And i am addicted to plock(fb game) hahahaha. Toldcha! FB is entertaining!
♥
12/24/2009
GOSH!! FB IS JUST SO ENTERTAINING SOMETIMES!! :DDD
23 Ways To Annoy People In A Lift
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”
When I realised the word "bed" looks like a bed, my mind was blown.
Some of the other groups:
I have to sing the ABC's to know which letter comes before the other.
I WAS BLOWN AWAY WHEN I REALIZED "THERAPIST" WAS ALSO "THE-RAPIST"
I Walk into a Room, I Forget Why I Went There, I Walk Out, I Remember
The first time i bought a mcflurry i thought the spoon was also a straw
My bed is more comfy in the morning than it is at night. Its means===This group kind of means that you don't want to go to bed at night, but you don't want to get up for school or work in the morning.
I pull a retarded face at the camera and regret it when photos go up on FB
hahahaha, i wish i could join all the groups!! :DDD
I Know We Dated But.... WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER SEE IN YOU??
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
HAHAHAHA! Listening to 98.7fm now, i want to listen some news about taylor swift coming to singapore???... hmmmmmm....
protagonist
I am SpongeBob Squarepants,
A yellow talking sponge.
My best friend is Patrick,
He's a starfish :D
I live in a pineapple under the sea,
Be sure to visit me someday! boldunderlineitalicstrikeout
loves
I love my job!
I'm making Krabby Patty burgers everyday,
And people love it so much!
You must taste it someday!
Don't try to deny pur love for spongebob cos you can never do!
You probably heard about the talking yellow sponge. I love that dude, mate. He's like, so dang awesome. I'm ready, I'm ready! ;D !
Welcome to my Pineapple dream place. Spongebob rules this blog, followed by me. So he's the King and I'm the Queen. Obey our rules,
Or you'll find yourself in the pineapple jail. No, seriously. If you dislike me ('cos you're jealous), click here please?
Saves trouble, mate. ;D Laters!